oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
wont you stay for a flake or two
throwback to me in high school
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY